“Smiles”, from the book “Over the Hill and on a Roll” by Bob Phillips
over the hill and on a roll
“I don’t feel 80. In fact, I don’t feel anything until noon. Then its time for my nap.” – Bob Hope
“When you’re young, you just want to set the world on fire. Then you get older, and you just want to live close to the fire department.”
“Why is it at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?”
“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” – Mark Twain
“The Awkward age is when you are too old for the peace corps and too young for Social Security.”
“Onc couple lived together for sixty years without an argument. The secret? They shared the same hearing aid.”
“When a man has a birthday, he may take the day off. When a woman has a birthday, she may take as much as five years off.”
“I’ve found the secret of youth. I lie about my age.” – Bob Hope
and one last one:
“A sure sign of old age is when you feel your corns more than your oats.”
“Dedicated to the honor and memory of my late brother-in-law, Dan, who was a great man with a great sense of humor.”
More tickling for the funny bone. You know you are over the hill when …
You’re over the hill when you try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you’re not wearing any.
power and authority are just winging it. You’re over the hill when you realize how many people in
You’re over the hill when you think all your friends are showing their age, and you’re not.
You’re over the hill when styles come back for the second time and you still have some left from the first time.
When you’re over the hill, here’s how you will know!
You’re over the hill when Your feet hurt before you get out of bed.
You’re over the hill when the rock stars you used to idolize are not potbellied and grey.
You’re over the hill when your grey hair isn’t premature.
(These nuggets of humor come to us from the book by Bob Phillips entitled “Over the Hill and On a Roll”, sent to me by my sister, Susan, who got it from my sister, Linda. The book belonged to her late husband, Dan, who had a great sense of humor and loved to laugh. This also begins a series of funny moments and memories and can be found in a new category on the right-hand side of the page entitled “funny bone”.)
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New category – funny bone